Post by Roy Vezina on Aug 6, 2024 0:57:56 GMT
*The segment begins with Sam Hewitt standing in the middle of an empty arena, microphone in hand. Harv Norris, sporting his wrestling gear and a big smile, stands next to him. Sam adjusts his microphone, ready to start the interview.*
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with one half of the Punch Line, Harv Norris. Harv, you and Rick Hull are set to compete for the vacant tag team titles. Can you tell us what those titles mean to you?
Harv Norris: (with a thick Newfoundland accent) Oh b'y, lemme tell ya, them tag team titles ain't just some fancy belts, ya know. They’s a symbol of all da hard work an' dedication we been puttin' in. Me and Rick, we's like brothers, see? An' Roy too, he's family. We's been through a lot toget’er, and gettin' them titles back, it's like provin' we's da best, ya know?
Sam Hewitt: (struggling to understand) Uh, right. So, you and Rick have a strong bond, and you're aiming to prove yourselves. But, um, could you elaborate on what it means to be... like brothers?
Harv Norris: (enthusiastically) Oh, fer sure, b'y! We's been trainin' toget’er, travelin' all over, and fightin' side by side. Rick's like me own flesh an' blood, ya see. We's got each other's backs, no matter what. An' Roy, he's da glue dat holds us toget’er. We's a tight-knit crew, and nuttin's gonna break dat bond.
Sam Hewitt: (struggling more) Uh-huh. So, Rick and Roy... glue... right. Now, about the tag team titles, you mentioned they’re more than just belts. Can you, um, explain how they’re a symbol?
Harv Norris: (nodding vigorously) Oh, absolutely, b'y! Dem titles, dey's a representation of all da blood, sweat, an' tears we put into dis business. It's 'bout showin' everyone dat we's da top dogs in Pollo Road. An' when we win 'em, it's like provin' to da world dat all our hard work wasn't fer nuttin'. It's 'bout legacy, ya know?
Sam Hewitt: (visibly confused) Uh, yes, legacy. Got it. So, Harv, you’ve got a big match coming up. How do you and Rick plan to prepare for this?
Harv Norris: (with a grin) Oh, we's gonna train like crazy, b'y! We's gonna hit da gym, work on our moves, an' make sure we's in tip-top shape. We's got da determination and da heart. And wit' Roy cheerin' us on, dere's no stoppin' us. We's gonna take dem titles an' show everyone why da Punch Line is da best tag team out dere.
Sam Hewitt: (giving up) Uh, right. Well, it sounds like you and Rick are ready to give it your all. Thanks for your time, Harv. Best of luck in your match.
Harv Norris: (beaming) Tanks, b'y! We's gonna make ya proud, just wait an' see!
*Sam Hewitt smiles awkwardly at the camera as the segment ends, clearly relieved to have made it through the interview.*
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with one half of the Punch Line, Harv Norris. Harv, you and Rick Hull are set to compete for the vacant tag team titles. Can you tell us what those titles mean to you?
Harv Norris: (with a thick Newfoundland accent) Oh b'y, lemme tell ya, them tag team titles ain't just some fancy belts, ya know. They’s a symbol of all da hard work an' dedication we been puttin' in. Me and Rick, we's like brothers, see? An' Roy too, he's family. We's been through a lot toget’er, and gettin' them titles back, it's like provin' we's da best, ya know?
Sam Hewitt: (struggling to understand) Uh, right. So, you and Rick have a strong bond, and you're aiming to prove yourselves. But, um, could you elaborate on what it means to be... like brothers?
Harv Norris: (enthusiastically) Oh, fer sure, b'y! We's been trainin' toget’er, travelin' all over, and fightin' side by side. Rick's like me own flesh an' blood, ya see. We's got each other's backs, no matter what. An' Roy, he's da glue dat holds us toget’er. We's a tight-knit crew, and nuttin's gonna break dat bond.
Sam Hewitt: (struggling more) Uh-huh. So, Rick and Roy... glue... right. Now, about the tag team titles, you mentioned they’re more than just belts. Can you, um, explain how they’re a symbol?
Harv Norris: (nodding vigorously) Oh, absolutely, b'y! Dem titles, dey's a representation of all da blood, sweat, an' tears we put into dis business. It's 'bout showin' everyone dat we's da top dogs in Pollo Road. An' when we win 'em, it's like provin' to da world dat all our hard work wasn't fer nuttin'. It's 'bout legacy, ya know?
Sam Hewitt: (visibly confused) Uh, yes, legacy. Got it. So, Harv, you’ve got a big match coming up. How do you and Rick plan to prepare for this?
Harv Norris: (with a grin) Oh, we's gonna train like crazy, b'y! We's gonna hit da gym, work on our moves, an' make sure we's in tip-top shape. We's got da determination and da heart. And wit' Roy cheerin' us on, dere's no stoppin' us. We's gonna take dem titles an' show everyone why da Punch Line is da best tag team out dere.
Sam Hewitt: (giving up) Uh, right. Well, it sounds like you and Rick are ready to give it your all. Thanks for your time, Harv. Best of luck in your match.
Harv Norris: (beaming) Tanks, b'y! We's gonna make ya proud, just wait an' see!
*Sam Hewitt smiles awkwardly at the camera as the segment ends, clearly relieved to have made it through the interview.*