Post by Kalidah on Aug 5, 2024 22:04:44 GMT
Sam Hewitt: Hello, fans. I’m Sam Hewitt, here with your Pollomania Event Report. In my be week’s time we’ll be coming live to you with our Anniversary Special. On the card, we’ll have a tag team attraction match. It will be the team of Orville Newton and Lynx versus The Moondogs. Our film crew caught up with Buster and Runt to get their thoughts on the match.
Video is shown of Buster and Runt, with the colossal Oog behind them. Buster holds the microphone in his hand as all three stare at it with confusion. Buster lifts it to his nose and sniffs it with interest. Runt tries to grab it from him, but Buster growls at him and swats the smaller Moondog’s hand away. Buster licks it and spits on the ground in disgust.
Buster: Grrr.
Buster tosses the microphone aside and pulls out his bone. He motions to the other two to follow and quickly wanders off. Before following, Runt picks up the microphone and stares at the camera like he just found a great stick. He races off to catch up with the others .
The video returns to Sam Hewitt, and who can’t help but shake his head and chuckle.
Sam Hewitt: Well, that’s the Moondogs for you. Don’t let their appearance fool you, Buster and Runt have been teaming together now for nearly seven years now and are a formidable tag team. I hope Orville and Lynx will be ready for them, and they might want to make sure all their shots are up to date.
Also on the card we’ll see Sangre versus NEXUS in a grudge match. After what her saw happen between those two last week, that bout could be an absolute barn burner. We’ll also hear from Kalidah and Lotte for the first time since our heavyweight champion was blinded at the hands of Roy Vezina, and in the main event the team of AJ Knight and Henry Yamazaki will face off against The Punch Line for the vacant Tag Team Titles. Speaking of the team of Knighy and Yamazaki, we had the opportunity to…
Sam Hewitt’s words get cut off as the screen goes black. After a full ten seconds of silence, the following message appears on screen:
Three voices begin to laugh, two male and one female. The words on the screen, only to be replaced with a single sentence.
Video is shown of Buster and Runt, with the colossal Oog behind them. Buster holds the microphone in his hand as all three stare at it with confusion. Buster lifts it to his nose and sniffs it with interest. Runt tries to grab it from him, but Buster growls at him and swats the smaller Moondog’s hand away. Buster licks it and spits on the ground in disgust.
Buster: Grrr.
Buster tosses the microphone aside and pulls out his bone. He motions to the other two to follow and quickly wanders off. Before following, Runt picks up the microphone and stares at the camera like he just found a great stick. He races off to catch up with the others .
The video returns to Sam Hewitt, and who can’t help but shake his head and chuckle.
Sam Hewitt: Well, that’s the Moondogs for you. Don’t let their appearance fool you, Buster and Runt have been teaming together now for nearly seven years now and are a formidable tag team. I hope Orville and Lynx will be ready for them, and they might want to make sure all their shots are up to date.
Also on the card we’ll see Sangre versus NEXUS in a grudge match. After what her saw happen between those two last week, that bout could be an absolute barn burner. We’ll also hear from Kalidah and Lotte for the first time since our heavyweight champion was blinded at the hands of Roy Vezina, and in the main event the team of AJ Knight and Henry Yamazaki will face off against The Punch Line for the vacant Tag Team Titles. Speaking of the team of Knighy and Yamazaki, we had the opportunity to…
Sam Hewitt’s words get cut off as the screen goes black. After a full ten seconds of silence, the following message appears on screen:
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