Post by Roy Vezina on Jul 31, 2024 1:16:30 GMT
*The camera opens with the usual energy as Sam Hewitt stands ready for an interview at ringside in an empty arena. Beside him are "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris and "Rocket" Rick Hull, looking smug and confident after their recent victory.*
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, fresh off their controversial win over Crazy Boy and Jeremy Squire. Gentlemen, congratulations on the victory.
Rick Hull: (smirking) Thanks, Sam. It was a walk in the park, just like we said it would be.
Harv Norris: (in his thick Newfoundland accent) Aye, Sam, it was a piece of cake. Those lads were no match for us, and the result showed it.
Sam Hewitt: Your actions in the ring certainly drew a lot of reactions from the fans. How do you feel about the feedback you’ve been receiving?
Rick Hull: (rolling his eyes) Feedback? You mean the whining and complaining? Let them cry all they want. We’re here to win, not to make friends.
*Before Sam can continue, Jessica, the Pollo Road Public Relations manager, approaches with a concerned look on her face.*
Jessica: Excuse me, Sam. I need to speak with the Rick and Harv. Hey guys, we’ve been getting a lot of feedback about you two.
Harv Norris: (grinning) Feedback, eh? We’re trending!
Rick Hull: (smiling) Yeah, bring it on. Let’s see what the fans are saying about us.
*Jessica hands them a tablet, and their faces light up, expecting praise. Harv’s grin falters as he reads, while Rick’s expression quickly shifts from smug to enraged.*
Jessica: I’m sorry, but most of the comments are about Rick’s mom, using the hashtag #HullysMom. It seems to be getting quite a lot of attention.
Harv Norris: (trying to lighten the mood) Ah, don’t worry about it, Rick. These fans don’t know what they’re talkin’ about. (reading) “#HullysMom is the real MVP” – Ha!
Rick Hull: (visibly upset) #HullysMom? Really? This is what they’re talking about? My mom is off-limits! This is ridiculous!
*Jessica tries to stifle a giggle but fails, causing Harv to snicker.*
Jessica: (apologetically) I’m really sorry, but it seems to have struck a chord with the fans. They’re... creative. (reading) “Let’s just say, #HullysMom knows how to satisfy!” – oh my!
Harv Norris: (laughing) Aye, Rick, just look at this one – “#HullysMom can bake my pie anytime” – B’y, I love your mom’s pie!
Rick Hull: (angrier, more distraught) This isn’t funny! My mom is off-limits! This is ridiculous!
*Jessica apologizes again and leaves, still trying to hide her amusement. Sam tries to steer the interview back on track.*
Sam Hewitt: Let’s focus back on the upcoming tag title match against Henry Yamazaki and AJ Knight for the vacant titles, and your potential high-stakes match against Crazy Boy and Jeremy Squire of WAG1 again. How are you preparing for these challenges?
Rick Hull: (distracted and angry) I don’t care about WAG1 or anyone else right now. These fans think it’s funny to drag my family into this? I’m done with this crap.
Harv Norris: (concerned, trying to support Rick) Rick, b’y, don’t let it get to ya. We’ve got bigger fish to fry. We’re gonna take those titles back, and we’ll show them why we’re the best.
Rick Hull: (still fuming) Yeah, whatever. Let’s just get this over with.
Sam Hewitt: It sounds like tensions are running high, but your focus should be on the matches ahead. How do you plan to handle the pressure and the criticism?
Harv Norris: (nodding) Aye, Sam, the pressure’s always there. But we’re ready. We’ve been through tougher times, and we’ll get through this. We’re gonna take down Henry Yamazaki and AJ Knight for those vacant titles, and if we have to face Crazy Boy and Jeremy Squire of WAG1 again, we’ll handle them too. No problem.
Rick Hull: (trying to regain composure) Yeah, we’ll handle it. We’re the Punch Line. We’re not just here to win; we’re here to dominate. And if the fans don’t like it, too bad.
Sam Hewitt: Thank you, Rick and Harv. There you have it, folks – "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, ready to reclaim their titles and prove once again why they’re the best tag team in Pollo Road. Don’t miss a second of the action on August 12th to celebrate our Anniversary Special.
*Harv and Rick walk away, still visibly agitated and discussing amongst themselves. As they exit the frame, Sam Hewitt pulls out his phone, scrolling through the social media posts. He chuckles, shaking his head.*
Sam Hewitt: (laughing) “#HullysMom can bake my pie anytime” – Classic!
*The camera zooms in on Sam’s amused expression as he continues to chuckle at the posts.*
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, fresh off their controversial win over Crazy Boy and Jeremy Squire. Gentlemen, congratulations on the victory.
Rick Hull: (smirking) Thanks, Sam. It was a walk in the park, just like we said it would be.
Harv Norris: (in his thick Newfoundland accent) Aye, Sam, it was a piece of cake. Those lads were no match for us, and the result showed it.
Sam Hewitt: Your actions in the ring certainly drew a lot of reactions from the fans. How do you feel about the feedback you’ve been receiving?
Rick Hull: (rolling his eyes) Feedback? You mean the whining and complaining? Let them cry all they want. We’re here to win, not to make friends.
*Before Sam can continue, Jessica, the Pollo Road Public Relations manager, approaches with a concerned look on her face.*
Jessica: Excuse me, Sam. I need to speak with the Rick and Harv. Hey guys, we’ve been getting a lot of feedback about you two.
Harv Norris: (grinning) Feedback, eh? We’re trending!
Rick Hull: (smiling) Yeah, bring it on. Let’s see what the fans are saying about us.
*Jessica hands them a tablet, and their faces light up, expecting praise. Harv’s grin falters as he reads, while Rick’s expression quickly shifts from smug to enraged.*
Jessica: I’m sorry, but most of the comments are about Rick’s mom, using the hashtag #HullysMom. It seems to be getting quite a lot of attention.
Harv Norris: (trying to lighten the mood) Ah, don’t worry about it, Rick. These fans don’t know what they’re talkin’ about. (reading) “#HullysMom is the real MVP” – Ha!
Rick Hull: (visibly upset) #HullysMom? Really? This is what they’re talking about? My mom is off-limits! This is ridiculous!
*Jessica tries to stifle a giggle but fails, causing Harv to snicker.*
Jessica: (apologetically) I’m really sorry, but it seems to have struck a chord with the fans. They’re... creative. (reading) “Let’s just say, #HullysMom knows how to satisfy!” – oh my!
Harv Norris: (laughing) Aye, Rick, just look at this one – “#HullysMom can bake my pie anytime” – B’y, I love your mom’s pie!
Rick Hull: (angrier, more distraught) This isn’t funny! My mom is off-limits! This is ridiculous!
*Jessica apologizes again and leaves, still trying to hide her amusement. Sam tries to steer the interview back on track.*
Sam Hewitt: Let’s focus back on the upcoming tag title match against Henry Yamazaki and AJ Knight for the vacant titles, and your potential high-stakes match against Crazy Boy and Jeremy Squire of WAG1 again. How are you preparing for these challenges?
Rick Hull: (distracted and angry) I don’t care about WAG1 or anyone else right now. These fans think it’s funny to drag my family into this? I’m done with this crap.
Harv Norris: (concerned, trying to support Rick) Rick, b’y, don’t let it get to ya. We’ve got bigger fish to fry. We’re gonna take those titles back, and we’ll show them why we’re the best.
Rick Hull: (still fuming) Yeah, whatever. Let’s just get this over with.
Sam Hewitt: It sounds like tensions are running high, but your focus should be on the matches ahead. How do you plan to handle the pressure and the criticism?
Harv Norris: (nodding) Aye, Sam, the pressure’s always there. But we’re ready. We’ve been through tougher times, and we’ll get through this. We’re gonna take down Henry Yamazaki and AJ Knight for those vacant titles, and if we have to face Crazy Boy and Jeremy Squire of WAG1 again, we’ll handle them too. No problem.
Rick Hull: (trying to regain composure) Yeah, we’ll handle it. We’re the Punch Line. We’re not just here to win; we’re here to dominate. And if the fans don’t like it, too bad.
Sam Hewitt: Thank you, Rick and Harv. There you have it, folks – "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, ready to reclaim their titles and prove once again why they’re the best tag team in Pollo Road. Don’t miss a second of the action on August 12th to celebrate our Anniversary Special.
*Harv and Rick walk away, still visibly agitated and discussing amongst themselves. As they exit the frame, Sam Hewitt pulls out his phone, scrolling through the social media posts. He chuckles, shaking his head.*
Sam Hewitt: (laughing) “#HullysMom can bake my pie anytime” – Classic!
*The camera zooms in on Sam’s amused expression as he continues to chuckle at the posts.*