Post by Office on Jul 16, 2024 5:12:48 GMT
The camera opens to Orville Newton standing in front of a bookshelf filled with comic books, action figures, and a few vintage wrestling magazines. He’s wearing a shirt with a superhero logo and adjusts his glasses before speaking.
ORVILLE NEWTON
"Hey, Iron Road Universe, it's your friendly neighbourhood wrestler, Orville Newton, here. I want to talk about the epic showdown that went down against Kalidah. First off, let’s be real—Kalidah is like a boss-level villain, and he had me in some serious trouble more times than I can count. But just like any good hero, I kept pushing forward because that's what we do.
Orville adjusts his glasses once more, strikes a heroic pose, and the camera fades to black.
ORVILLE NEWTON
"Hey, Iron Road Universe, it's your friendly neighbourhood wrestler, Orville Newton, here. I want to talk about the epic showdown that went down against Kalidah. First off, let’s be real—Kalidah is like a boss-level villain, and he had me in some serious trouble more times than I can count. But just like any good hero, I kept pushing forward because that's what we do.
Kalidah had me in the mandible claw, and I felt the world going dark. But then, out of nowhere, AJ Knight—my ally, my tag team partner, my Hawkeye—helped me. I could hear his voice, I heard Matt's voice... and they both guided me to the bottom rope!
Newton does a fist bump.
ORVILLE NEWTON
Kalidah, Eli... I witnessed the whole thing. Some might say I should’ve taken the win, but I can’t—no, I won’t—take advantage of an injured opponent. That’s not how this hero rolls. Winning by exploiting an injury is like winning a game by using cheat codes—it’s hollow and dishonorable. I remember when Matt Pulver refused to take a victory over an injured James Edwards. Pulver showed us what real sportsmanship looks like, and I aim to follow in those heroic footsteps. Wrestling isn’t just about winning; it’s about honor and integrity.
Newton places his hand on his heart, but he starts getting a little angry...
ORVILLE NEWTON
Roy Vezina, you... JERK! Your Punch Line have been thorns in the side of us all for too long! Your interference, your cheap shots—they’re all adding up. It’s time for some sweet, sweet revenge. You might think you’re the big bad, but every villain gets what's coming to them. I’m coming for you, Roy. This isn’t just a quest for victory—it’s a quest for justice. To the fans, I know you were looking for a clear winner, and I promise you’ll get one. But more importantly, you’ll get to see what true honor and sportsmanship look like. Stay strong, stay smart, and always believe in the power of the mind and the heart of a hero."
Orville adjusts his glasses once more, strikes a heroic pose, and the camera fades to black.