Post by Roy Vezina on Jul 11, 2024 21:52:53 GMT
*The camera opens to an empty arena, the ring standing silent and ready for the next battle. Veteran interviewer Sam Hewitt stands at ringside with a microphone in hand, ready to conduct an exclusive interview. Beside him stand "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris. The two wrestlers are brimming with confidence as they prepare to discuss their upcoming trios match.*
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, who are getting ready for their upcoming trios match. Gentlemen, thank you for joining me.
Rick Hull: (grinning) Thanks, Sam. Always a pleasure.
Harv Norris: (with a thick Newfoundland accent) Aye, Sam, good ta be here. Let’s get this goin’, eh?
Sam Hewitt: Rick, Harv, you’ve got a big trios match coming up. How are you feeling about it, and what’s your strategy going in?
Rick Hull: (confidently) Sam, we’re feeling great. Harv and I, we’re the greatest tag team in Iron Road, and we’ve got no problem proving it. We’ve taken on the best and come out on top, and this trios match is just another opportunity to show why we’re the best.
Harv Norris: (nodding, his accent thick) That’s right, b’y. We’ve got SANGRE on our side, and we’re takin’ on Jeremy Squire, Crazy Boy, and NEXUS. They think they can match up with us? They’re in for a rude awakenin’, eh?
Sam Hewitt: You mentioned Crazy Boy, who’s known for his wild, high-flying moves. How do you plan to handle him?
Rick Hull: (smirking) Crazy Boy’s got talent, no doubt. But we’ve faced high-flyers before. The key is to keep him grounded. Harv and I have the strength and the strategy to do just that. We’ll cut off his aerial attacks and make him fight on our terms.
Harv Norris: (with enthusiasm) Aye, Crazy Boy’s a wild one, but he’s got nothin’ on us. We’ll keep ‘im on the mat, where he can’t dance around like a loon. And Squire and NEXUS? They’re tough, but they’re not as tough as us.
Sam Hewitt: Speaking of NEXUS, he’s quite an unusual competitor, often described as being not human but rather artificial intelligence. What are your thoughts on facing someone who is so methodical and robotic?
Rick Hull: (laughing) Yeah, NEXUS is a character, that’s for sure. AI, robot, whatever he thinks he is – it’s almost comical. But we’re not taking him lightly. We’ll just make sure to find that tablet and keep him turned off!
Harv Norris: (grinning) Aye, a robot, eh? We’ll see about that. If he’s got a clicker, we’ll just turn ‘im off and call it a day. Can’t wrestle if yer powered down!
Sam Hewitt: Rick, Harv, you both seem very confident. What makes you so sure that you’re the greatest tag team in Iron Road?
Rick Hull: (grinning) It’s simple, Sam. We’ve got the skills, the chemistry, and the heart. Harv and I have been through thick and thin together. We know how to read each other, how to support each other. When we step into that ring, we’re a united front. No one can break that.
Harv Norris: (nodding vigorously) That’s right, b’y. We’ve got each other’s backs, and that makes all the difference. We’re not just a team; we’re brothers. And when you’ve got that kinda bond, no one can stand against ya.
Sam Hewitt: Harv, you mentioned SANGRE. How do you think he fits into your strategy for this match?
Harv Norris: (smiling) SANGRE’s a beast, Sam. He’s got the power and the speed to back us up. With ‘im by our side, we’re gonna dominate. Squire, Crazy Boy, NEXUS – they’ve got no chance.
Rick Hull: (nodding) Exactly. This trios match is just another step in proving why we’re the best. We’re not just talking the talk – we’re walking the walk. And after we win this match, there’ll be no doubt left.
Sam Hewitt: Any final words for your opponents before the match?
Rick Hull: (looking directly into the camera) Jeremy Squire, Crazy Boy, NEXUS – get ready, because The Punch Line is coming for you. We’re the best tag team in Iron Road, and we’re about to show you why. This isn’t just a match – it’s a statement.
Harv Norris: (with a fierce grin) Aye, get ready for a beatin’, b’ys. We’re comin’ for ya, and we’re not holdin’ back. The Punch Line is here to stay.
Sam Hewitt: Thank you, Rick and Harv. There you have it, folks – "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, ready to prove why they’re the best tag team in Iron Road. Stay tuned for more from Iron Road.
*The camera fades out, capturing the image of Rick Hull and Harv Norris standing strong and united, their confidence and determination evident.*
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, who are getting ready for their upcoming trios match. Gentlemen, thank you for joining me.
Rick Hull: (grinning) Thanks, Sam. Always a pleasure.
Harv Norris: (with a thick Newfoundland accent) Aye, Sam, good ta be here. Let’s get this goin’, eh?
Sam Hewitt: Rick, Harv, you’ve got a big trios match coming up. How are you feeling about it, and what’s your strategy going in?
Rick Hull: (confidently) Sam, we’re feeling great. Harv and I, we’re the greatest tag team in Iron Road, and we’ve got no problem proving it. We’ve taken on the best and come out on top, and this trios match is just another opportunity to show why we’re the best.
Harv Norris: (nodding, his accent thick) That’s right, b’y. We’ve got SANGRE on our side, and we’re takin’ on Jeremy Squire, Crazy Boy, and NEXUS. They think they can match up with us? They’re in for a rude awakenin’, eh?
Sam Hewitt: You mentioned Crazy Boy, who’s known for his wild, high-flying moves. How do you plan to handle him?
Rick Hull: (smirking) Crazy Boy’s got talent, no doubt. But we’ve faced high-flyers before. The key is to keep him grounded. Harv and I have the strength and the strategy to do just that. We’ll cut off his aerial attacks and make him fight on our terms.
Harv Norris: (with enthusiasm) Aye, Crazy Boy’s a wild one, but he’s got nothin’ on us. We’ll keep ‘im on the mat, where he can’t dance around like a loon. And Squire and NEXUS? They’re tough, but they’re not as tough as us.
Sam Hewitt: Speaking of NEXUS, he’s quite an unusual competitor, often described as being not human but rather artificial intelligence. What are your thoughts on facing someone who is so methodical and robotic?
Rick Hull: (laughing) Yeah, NEXUS is a character, that’s for sure. AI, robot, whatever he thinks he is – it’s almost comical. But we’re not taking him lightly. We’ll just make sure to find that tablet and keep him turned off!
Harv Norris: (grinning) Aye, a robot, eh? We’ll see about that. If he’s got a clicker, we’ll just turn ‘im off and call it a day. Can’t wrestle if yer powered down!
Sam Hewitt: Rick, Harv, you both seem very confident. What makes you so sure that you’re the greatest tag team in Iron Road?
Rick Hull: (grinning) It’s simple, Sam. We’ve got the skills, the chemistry, and the heart. Harv and I have been through thick and thin together. We know how to read each other, how to support each other. When we step into that ring, we’re a united front. No one can break that.
Harv Norris: (nodding vigorously) That’s right, b’y. We’ve got each other’s backs, and that makes all the difference. We’re not just a team; we’re brothers. And when you’ve got that kinda bond, no one can stand against ya.
Sam Hewitt: Harv, you mentioned SANGRE. How do you think he fits into your strategy for this match?
Harv Norris: (smiling) SANGRE’s a beast, Sam. He’s got the power and the speed to back us up. With ‘im by our side, we’re gonna dominate. Squire, Crazy Boy, NEXUS – they’ve got no chance.
Rick Hull: (nodding) Exactly. This trios match is just another step in proving why we’re the best. We’re not just talking the talk – we’re walking the walk. And after we win this match, there’ll be no doubt left.
Sam Hewitt: Any final words for your opponents before the match?
Rick Hull: (looking directly into the camera) Jeremy Squire, Crazy Boy, NEXUS – get ready, because The Punch Line is coming for you. We’re the best tag team in Iron Road, and we’re about to show you why. This isn’t just a match – it’s a statement.
Harv Norris: (with a fierce grin) Aye, get ready for a beatin’, b’ys. We’re comin’ for ya, and we’re not holdin’ back. The Punch Line is here to stay.
Sam Hewitt: Thank you, Rick and Harv. There you have it, folks – "Rocket" Rick Hull and "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, ready to prove why they’re the best tag team in Iron Road. Stay tuned for more from Iron Road.
*The camera fades out, capturing the image of Rick Hull and Harv Norris standing strong and united, their confidence and determination evident.*