Post by Roy Vezina on Jul 3, 2024 1:11:09 GMT
*The camera opens to an empty arena, the ring standing silent and ready for the next battle. Veteran interviewer Sam Hewitt stands at ringside with a microphone in hand, ready to conduct an exclusive interview. Beside him stands "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, his Newfoundland pride evident in his demeanor.*
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, who is preparing for his upcoming singles match against Crazy Boy. Harv, thank you for joining me.
Harv Norris: (with a thick Newfoundland accent, grinning) Always a pleasure, Sam. Let’s get to it.
Sam Hewitt: Harv, you’re set to face Crazy Boy, a competitor known for his high-flying, death-defying moves and his, excuse me, "talk shit, get hit" mantra. How are you preparing for this unpredictable opponent?
Harv Norris: (laughing) Oh, b’y, Crazy Boy is a wild one, no doubt. He’s got that dance master funk vibe, always dancin’ around and flyin’ through the air. But you know what? I’m ready for him. He can talk all the shit he wants, but I’m gonna be the one dishing out the hits.
Sam Hewitt: Crazy Boy’s high-risk style makes him a dangerous opponent. How do you plan to counter his unpredictable moves?
Harv Norris: (nodding) He’s got the moves, I’ll give him that. But high-flyers like him, they take a lot of risks. One wrong move and they’re down. I’ve got the strength and the ground game to keep him grounded. He can flip and flop all he wants, but when I get my hands on him, it’s game over. Like my Pepe used to say: “ Dee tin box held priceless stones. A thin stripe runs down dee middle.”
Sam Hewitt: What does this match mean for The Punch Line’s quest for gold?
Harv Norris: (seriously) This match is just one step in our journey, Sam. We’ve got our eyes on the gold, and Crazy Boy is just another hurdle. When I beat him, it’s not just a win for me – it’s a win for The Punch Line. We’re not just a team; we’re a force. And we’re coming for those titles.
Sam Hewitt: Any final words for Crazy Boy before your match?
Harv Norris: (grinning) Crazy Boy, you can dance, you can flip, you can talk all the shit you want. But when you step into the ring with The Canadian Shield, you’re gonna find out what real wrestling is all about. I’m gonna beat you, and I’m gonna do it in style. The Punch Line is on a quest for gold, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us. Get ready for a fight, b’y.
Sam Hewitt: Thank you, Harv. There you have it, folks – "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, ready to take on Crazy Boy and continue The Punch Line’s quest for gold. Stay tuned for more from Pollo Road.
*The camera fades out, capturing the image of Harv Norris standing strong and determined, his eyes set firmly on victory.*
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, who is preparing for his upcoming singles match against Crazy Boy. Harv, thank you for joining me.
Harv Norris: (with a thick Newfoundland accent, grinning) Always a pleasure, Sam. Let’s get to it.
Sam Hewitt: Harv, you’re set to face Crazy Boy, a competitor known for his high-flying, death-defying moves and his, excuse me, "talk shit, get hit" mantra. How are you preparing for this unpredictable opponent?
Harv Norris: (laughing) Oh, b’y, Crazy Boy is a wild one, no doubt. He’s got that dance master funk vibe, always dancin’ around and flyin’ through the air. But you know what? I’m ready for him. He can talk all the shit he wants, but I’m gonna be the one dishing out the hits.
Sam Hewitt: Crazy Boy’s high-risk style makes him a dangerous opponent. How do you plan to counter his unpredictable moves?
Harv Norris: (nodding) He’s got the moves, I’ll give him that. But high-flyers like him, they take a lot of risks. One wrong move and they’re down. I’ve got the strength and the ground game to keep him grounded. He can flip and flop all he wants, but when I get my hands on him, it’s game over. Like my Pepe used to say: “ Dee tin box held priceless stones. A thin stripe runs down dee middle.”
Sam Hewitt: What does this match mean for The Punch Line’s quest for gold?
Harv Norris: (seriously) This match is just one step in our journey, Sam. We’ve got our eyes on the gold, and Crazy Boy is just another hurdle. When I beat him, it’s not just a win for me – it’s a win for The Punch Line. We’re not just a team; we’re a force. And we’re coming for those titles.
Sam Hewitt: Any final words for Crazy Boy before your match?
Harv Norris: (grinning) Crazy Boy, you can dance, you can flip, you can talk all the shit you want. But when you step into the ring with The Canadian Shield, you’re gonna find out what real wrestling is all about. I’m gonna beat you, and I’m gonna do it in style. The Punch Line is on a quest for gold, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us. Get ready for a fight, b’y.
Sam Hewitt: Thank you, Harv. There you have it, folks – "The Canadian Shield" Harv Norris, ready to take on Crazy Boy and continue The Punch Line’s quest for gold. Stay tuned for more from Pollo Road.
*The camera fades out, capturing the image of Harv Norris standing strong and determined, his eyes set firmly on victory.*