Post by Roy Vezina on Jun 25, 2024 0:02:16 GMT
*The camera opens to a picturesque outdoor hockey rink, the ice gleaming under the clear sky. The Punch Line trio – “Mr. Canada” Roy Vezina, “The Canadian Shield” Harv Norris, and “Rocket” Rick Hull – are skating around, taking shots at the net and passing the puck with ease. They glide to a stop near the center, pulling off their helmets to discuss their upcoming matches, their breath visible in the chilly air.*
Roy Vezina: (with a confident, slightly edgy tone) Alright, boys, we’ve got a big night coming up. Canada Day is around the corner, and it’s time to show everyone why The Punch Line is the best in the business. You boys are taking on the Herkmen. Those guys are savages, but I know you’ve got this.
Rick Hull: (nodding) Damn right. We’ve faced tough teams before, and these guys are no different. We’ll show them why we’re the best tag team in Iron Road.
Roy Vezina: (smirking) That’s the spirit. And while you two are handling those brutes, I’ve got Kalidah to deal with. That dark, psychotic monster thinks he can mess with me? He’s got another thing coming. I’ve taken down Ryan Samuels, and I’ve got no problem taking down Kalidah for the King of Iron title.
Harv Norris: (with a thick Newfoundland accent) Oh, b’y, don’t ya worry about that. We’re gonna take those Herkmen down faster than a snowstorm in January. They won’t know what hit ‘em.
Rick Hull: (grinning) Speaking of hits, Harv, what’s with the mustache, man? Roy and I have got these full, glorious playoff beards, and you’re rocking just the ‘stache. What happened?
Harv Norris: (grinning sheepishly) Ah, you know me, b’ys. This is the best I can do. Some of us weren’t blessed with the gift of facial hair. Like my Pepe used to say: “A dash of pepper spoils beef stew and dimes showered down from all sides.”
Roy Vezina: (laughing) Well, I guess that makes you our team’s designated mustache guy. Just make sure that mustache packs as much punch as our beards, alright?
Harv Norris: (with a laugh) You betcha! This ‘stache might be small, but it’s got plenty of fight in it.
Rick Hull: (teasing) Just like you, Harv. Small but scrappy. Now, let’s focus. We’ve got the Herkmen to take down.
Roy Vezina: (nodding, his tone turning serious) Exactly. Those Herkmen are savages, but we’re The Punch Line. We’ve got the skills, the strategy, and the heart. And on Canada Day, there’s no way we’re losing.
Harv Norris: (grinning) And what about Kalidah? I heard he is a fellow Canadian too.
Rick Hull: (laughing) Nah, man. He’s not Canadian. He’s from Hotel California. Definitely a Californian.
Roy Vezina: (smirking) Doesn’t matter where he’s from. Kalidah’s nothing but a dark, demented monster. He can play his mind games all he wants, but I’ve got his number. I’ve taken down Ryan Samuels, and I’ll take down Kalidah too.
Harv Norris: (grinning) Yeah, and the Herkmen? They’re dogs at best. We’re gonna put them in their place.
Rick Hull: (smiling) Perfect time to show our country what we’ve got. We’ve got the drive and the heart. We’re gonna make our country proud.
Roy Vezina: (with a determined glint in his eye) Damn right. The Punch Line is unstoppable. We’ve been champions before, and we’ll be champions again. Kalidah and his goons can try all they want, but they’re not taking us down. Not on Canada Day, and not ever.
Harv Norris: (raising his stick) In the name of Gordie, we will win!
*The trio shares a confident nod, their camaraderie and determination evident as they continue to strategize on the ice.*
Roy Vezina: (raising his stick) Alright, boys. Let’s get back to practice. We’ve got matches to win and titles to claim. The Punch Line is ready to dominate, and nothing’s gonna stand in our way.
*With that, The Punch Line trio skates back into action, their focus and energy unwavering.*
Roy Vezina: (with a confident, slightly edgy tone) Alright, boys, we’ve got a big night coming up. Canada Day is around the corner, and it’s time to show everyone why The Punch Line is the best in the business. You boys are taking on the Herkmen. Those guys are savages, but I know you’ve got this.
Rick Hull: (nodding) Damn right. We’ve faced tough teams before, and these guys are no different. We’ll show them why we’re the best tag team in Iron Road.
Roy Vezina: (smirking) That’s the spirit. And while you two are handling those brutes, I’ve got Kalidah to deal with. That dark, psychotic monster thinks he can mess with me? He’s got another thing coming. I’ve taken down Ryan Samuels, and I’ve got no problem taking down Kalidah for the King of Iron title.
Harv Norris: (with a thick Newfoundland accent) Oh, b’y, don’t ya worry about that. We’re gonna take those Herkmen down faster than a snowstorm in January. They won’t know what hit ‘em.
Rick Hull: (grinning) Speaking of hits, Harv, what’s with the mustache, man? Roy and I have got these full, glorious playoff beards, and you’re rocking just the ‘stache. What happened?
Harv Norris: (grinning sheepishly) Ah, you know me, b’ys. This is the best I can do. Some of us weren’t blessed with the gift of facial hair. Like my Pepe used to say: “A dash of pepper spoils beef stew and dimes showered down from all sides.”
Roy Vezina: (laughing) Well, I guess that makes you our team’s designated mustache guy. Just make sure that mustache packs as much punch as our beards, alright?
Harv Norris: (with a laugh) You betcha! This ‘stache might be small, but it’s got plenty of fight in it.
Rick Hull: (teasing) Just like you, Harv. Small but scrappy. Now, let’s focus. We’ve got the Herkmen to take down.
Roy Vezina: (nodding, his tone turning serious) Exactly. Those Herkmen are savages, but we’re The Punch Line. We’ve got the skills, the strategy, and the heart. And on Canada Day, there’s no way we’re losing.
Harv Norris: (grinning) And what about Kalidah? I heard he is a fellow Canadian too.
Rick Hull: (laughing) Nah, man. He’s not Canadian. He’s from Hotel California. Definitely a Californian.
Roy Vezina: (smirking) Doesn’t matter where he’s from. Kalidah’s nothing but a dark, demented monster. He can play his mind games all he wants, but I’ve got his number. I’ve taken down Ryan Samuels, and I’ll take down Kalidah too.
Harv Norris: (grinning) Yeah, and the Herkmen? They’re dogs at best. We’re gonna put them in their place.
Rick Hull: (smiling) Perfect time to show our country what we’ve got. We’ve got the drive and the heart. We’re gonna make our country proud.
Roy Vezina: (with a determined glint in his eye) Damn right. The Punch Line is unstoppable. We’ve been champions before, and we’ll be champions again. Kalidah and his goons can try all they want, but they’re not taking us down. Not on Canada Day, and not ever.
Harv Norris: (raising his stick) In the name of Gordie, we will win!
*The trio shares a confident nod, their camaraderie and determination evident as they continue to strategize on the ice.*
Roy Vezina: (raising his stick) Alright, boys. Let’s get back to practice. We’ve got matches to win and titles to claim. The Punch Line is ready to dominate, and nothing’s gonna stand in our way.
*With that, The Punch Line trio skates back into action, their focus and energy unwavering.*