Post by Roy Vezina on May 15, 2024 23:55:35 GMT
The camera opens to an empty arena, the seats vacant and the ring standing silent. The atmosphere is almost eerie in its stillness. Standing by the ring, veteran announcer Sam Hewitt holds a microphone, ready to conduct an exclusive interview. Next to him is "Mr. Canada" Roy Vezina, his demeanor smug and overly positive, exuding condescending confidence as he prepares to discuss his upcoming Steel Cage Match against "The Midwest Nightmare" Ryan Samuels.
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, we’re here in the empty arena, getting an exclusive with the one and only “Mr. Canada” Roy Vezina. Roy, thank you for joining me today.
Roy Vezina: (flashing a toothy grin) Sam, the pleasure is all yours. After all, how often do you get to stand next to greatness?
Sam Hewitt: (smiling politely) Well, Roy, let’s get right to it. You’ve got a Steel Cage Match coming up against “The Midwest Nightmare” Ryan Samuels. How are you feeling about that?
Roy Vezina: (leaning in, his tone dripping with condescension) Oh, Sam, I feel absolutely fantastic. You see, facing someone like Ryan Samuels is just another day at the office for me. While he’s out there grunting and sweating, trying to look tough, I’m here, calm, composed, and ready to show why I’m the best in this business.
Sam Hewitt: Some would say that a Steel Cage Match, especially one with barbed wire, is one of the most dangerous matches in wrestling. How do you plan to handle the unique challenges it presents?
Roy Vezina: (chuckling) Oh, Sam, you make it sound so scary. But let me tell you, I’ve faced tougher challenges in my sleep. Barbed wire? Please. It's just a little added decoration to make things interesting. While Samuels is probably losing sleep over it, I’m getting my beauty rest, preparing to put on a clinic inside that cage.
Sam Hewitt: Ryan Samuels has a reputation for being relentless and brutal in the ring. Do you have any concerns about his approach?
Roy Vezina: (smirking) Concerns? Oh, Sam, you flatter him too much. Samuels is like a wild animal, all brawn and no brains. Sure, he can throw a punch, but can he outsmart me? I highly doubt it. While he’s charging around like a bull in a china shop, I’ll be picking him apart piece by piece.
Sam Hewitt: You’ve mentioned before how you believe Samuels doesn’t deserve to be here. Can you elaborate on that?
Roy Vezina: (sighing dramatically) Oh, where do I start? Ryan Samuels is a joke, plain and simple. He’s nothing but a fraud, hiding behind that El Cerdo Mostaza mask, trying to make a name for himself off my back. It’s pathetic. He doesn’t belong in Pollo Road, and certainly not in the same ring as me. But I guess he needs a reminder of where he stands in the pecking order.
Sam Hewitt: With all the animosity between you two, this match is sure to be intense. Any final thoughts for Ryan Samuels?
Roy Vezina: (leaning into the camera, his smile unwavering) Oh, I’ve got plenty of thoughts for Samuels. Ryan, I hope you’re watching this from whatever rundown gym you’re training in. This match isn’t just about winning or losing – it’s about proving a point. And the point is, you’re not on my level. You never have been, and you never will be. When that cage door closes, it’s just you and me, and trust me, you’re going to wish you never stepped foot in that ring.
Roy straightens up, his expression returning to that condescending grin.
Roy Vezina: (with a smirk) So, Sam, I guess that wraps up our little chat. Thanks for the platform, always nice to share my thoughts with the world.
Sam Hewitt: (nodding) Thank you, Roy. And there you have it, folks. “Mr. Canada” Roy Vezina, ready for his Steel Cage Match against Ryan Samuels. It’s sure to be a showdown you won’t want to miss.
The camera fades out, leaving the echo of Roy’s confident words hanging in the empty arena. The stage is set for a clash of titans, with Roy Vezina’s arrogance and Ryan Samuels’ relentless fury promising an unforgettable battle.
Sam Hewitt: Ladies and gentlemen, we’re here in the empty arena, getting an exclusive with the one and only “Mr. Canada” Roy Vezina. Roy, thank you for joining me today.
Roy Vezina: (flashing a toothy grin) Sam, the pleasure is all yours. After all, how often do you get to stand next to greatness?
Sam Hewitt: (smiling politely) Well, Roy, let’s get right to it. You’ve got a Steel Cage Match coming up against “The Midwest Nightmare” Ryan Samuels. How are you feeling about that?
Roy Vezina: (leaning in, his tone dripping with condescension) Oh, Sam, I feel absolutely fantastic. You see, facing someone like Ryan Samuels is just another day at the office for me. While he’s out there grunting and sweating, trying to look tough, I’m here, calm, composed, and ready to show why I’m the best in this business.
Sam Hewitt: Some would say that a Steel Cage Match, especially one with barbed wire, is one of the most dangerous matches in wrestling. How do you plan to handle the unique challenges it presents?
Roy Vezina: (chuckling) Oh, Sam, you make it sound so scary. But let me tell you, I’ve faced tougher challenges in my sleep. Barbed wire? Please. It's just a little added decoration to make things interesting. While Samuels is probably losing sleep over it, I’m getting my beauty rest, preparing to put on a clinic inside that cage.
Sam Hewitt: Ryan Samuels has a reputation for being relentless and brutal in the ring. Do you have any concerns about his approach?
Roy Vezina: (smirking) Concerns? Oh, Sam, you flatter him too much. Samuels is like a wild animal, all brawn and no brains. Sure, he can throw a punch, but can he outsmart me? I highly doubt it. While he’s charging around like a bull in a china shop, I’ll be picking him apart piece by piece.
Sam Hewitt: You’ve mentioned before how you believe Samuels doesn’t deserve to be here. Can you elaborate on that?
Roy Vezina: (sighing dramatically) Oh, where do I start? Ryan Samuels is a joke, plain and simple. He’s nothing but a fraud, hiding behind that El Cerdo Mostaza mask, trying to make a name for himself off my back. It’s pathetic. He doesn’t belong in Pollo Road, and certainly not in the same ring as me. But I guess he needs a reminder of where he stands in the pecking order.
Sam Hewitt: With all the animosity between you two, this match is sure to be intense. Any final thoughts for Ryan Samuels?
Roy Vezina: (leaning into the camera, his smile unwavering) Oh, I’ve got plenty of thoughts for Samuels. Ryan, I hope you’re watching this from whatever rundown gym you’re training in. This match isn’t just about winning or losing – it’s about proving a point. And the point is, you’re not on my level. You never have been, and you never will be. When that cage door closes, it’s just you and me, and trust me, you’re going to wish you never stepped foot in that ring.
Roy straightens up, his expression returning to that condescending grin.
Roy Vezina: (with a smirk) So, Sam, I guess that wraps up our little chat. Thanks for the platform, always nice to share my thoughts with the world.
Sam Hewitt: (nodding) Thank you, Roy. And there you have it, folks. “Mr. Canada” Roy Vezina, ready for his Steel Cage Match against Ryan Samuels. It’s sure to be a showdown you won’t want to miss.
The camera fades out, leaving the echo of Roy’s confident words hanging in the empty arena. The stage is set for a clash of titans, with Roy Vezina’s arrogance and Ryan Samuels’ relentless fury promising an unforgettable battle.