Post by AJ Knight on May 3, 2024 17:30:19 GMT
“Dare” Devlin Masters paces the floor, flipping his coin he won in the battle royal with an excited grin on his face.
“It’s time! It’s finally time for me to claim what should have been mine from the very start! From the moment I showed up! The World Title! After spending almost a year undefeated, but for the awful calls by these stupid fucking officials, being threatened with being released because of this awful officiating. And I ain’t just talking about the submission calls, that pin against AJ was a fast count! BUT OF COURSE THEY DON’T OVERTURN SHIT! But regardless… I FINALLY GET MY SHOT!”
“Dare” Devlin flips a table near him to emphasize how much of a badass he is…
“But sweet justice, it comes against you MEZA! I haven’t forgotten that bullshit you and your furry wannabe mentor pulled at the Anniversary Show! I DID NOT TAP!! YOU BROKE THE HOLD BECAUSE MY PALM STRIKES WERE ABOUT TO SHATTER YOUR LEG YOU PUSSY! AND YOU JUST CALL THAT A WIN? NOT IN MY HOOD BITCH!!!”
The phrase “Not in my hood, bitch” is spoken with the kind of confidence that can only come from a privileged white boy lacking any sense of self awareness.
“See you were lucky! You were lucky that Mad Max was there to sabotage me! He was out to get me the whole time! It was a screwjob! 4 on 1! You two, the ref, even my own partner! But they call you a world champion! That ain’t how a champion behaves! A champ doesn’t need four people who help him win! They win it with their hands, and whatever they can pick up to make that happen!”
He then grabs a chair that was next to the table he flipped and throws it across the room, once again emphasizing his rebelliousness.
“But this time it’s one on one! A self made man! The one who made it here the hard way, Vs. a COWARD! Nobody’s going to save you this time, and this time I make everybody pay! You, the refs, Lynx, the commission! AND ESPECIALLY MANAGEMENT! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST CUT MY CONTRACT!? OH BOY IS DARE DEVLIN GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY!!”
Now he’s cackling like a madman.
“You want to keep your champ on payroll!? YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY OUT THE ASS!!! AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? I GOT NO FUCKING CLUE!! BUT WE’LL FIND OUT TOGETHER!!! YOUR LAWYERS ARE GOING TO BE MY BITCH AT THAT NEGOTIATING TABLE!!! THEY WON’T KNOW THEIR ASSETS FROM THEIR LIABILITIES!!!”
At this point Devlin sets the table back up, just so he can flip it over again!
“SUCK IT BITCHES NEXT WORLD CHAMP!!!!”
Devlin slaps the camera down as it fades to black.
“It’s time! It’s finally time for me to claim what should have been mine from the very start! From the moment I showed up! The World Title! After spending almost a year undefeated, but for the awful calls by these stupid fucking officials, being threatened with being released because of this awful officiating. And I ain’t just talking about the submission calls, that pin against AJ was a fast count! BUT OF COURSE THEY DON’T OVERTURN SHIT! But regardless… I FINALLY GET MY SHOT!”
“Dare” Devlin flips a table near him to emphasize how much of a badass he is…
“But sweet justice, it comes against you MEZA! I haven’t forgotten that bullshit you and your furry wannabe mentor pulled at the Anniversary Show! I DID NOT TAP!! YOU BROKE THE HOLD BECAUSE MY PALM STRIKES WERE ABOUT TO SHATTER YOUR LEG YOU PUSSY! AND YOU JUST CALL THAT A WIN? NOT IN MY HOOD BITCH!!!”
The phrase “Not in my hood, bitch” is spoken with the kind of confidence that can only come from a privileged white boy lacking any sense of self awareness.
“See you were lucky! You were lucky that Mad Max was there to sabotage me! He was out to get me the whole time! It was a screwjob! 4 on 1! You two, the ref, even my own partner! But they call you a world champion! That ain’t how a champion behaves! A champ doesn’t need four people who help him win! They win it with their hands, and whatever they can pick up to make that happen!”
He then grabs a chair that was next to the table he flipped and throws it across the room, once again emphasizing his rebelliousness.
“But this time it’s one on one! A self made man! The one who made it here the hard way, Vs. a COWARD! Nobody’s going to save you this time, and this time I make everybody pay! You, the refs, Lynx, the commission! AND ESPECIALLY MANAGEMENT! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST CUT MY CONTRACT!? OH BOY IS DARE DEVLIN GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY!!”
Now he’s cackling like a madman.
“You want to keep your champ on payroll!? YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY OUT THE ASS!!! AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? I GOT NO FUCKING CLUE!! BUT WE’LL FIND OUT TOGETHER!!! YOUR LAWYERS ARE GOING TO BE MY BITCH AT THAT NEGOTIATING TABLE!!! THEY WON’T KNOW THEIR ASSETS FROM THEIR LIABILITIES!!!”
At this point Devlin sets the table back up, just so he can flip it over again!
“SUCK IT BITCHES NEXT WORLD CHAMP!!!!”
Devlin slaps the camera down as it fades to black.