Post by Roy Vezina on May 3, 2024 15:12:42 GMT
The camera opens to The Punch Line trio – Roy Vezina, Harv Norris, and Rick Hull – engaging in a spirited game of air hockey at a local arcade. Amidst the sounds of whirring pucks and electronic music, the trio discusses their upcoming tag team title defense and vents their frustration about Ryan Samuels' controversial presence in Pollo Road.
Roy Vezina: (slamming the puck into the goal) Ha! Another point for Mr. Canada!
Rick Hull: Mighty impressive, Cap. You are unstoppable tonight!
Roy Vezina: I needed to let off some steam. All this nonsense with Ry and that jerk Duke has been affecting my shot.
Harv Norris: Dee green light in dee brown box flickered. Dee bombs left most of dee town in ruins.
Rick Hull: Harv’s right, we all know that this is complete bull crap. Everyone and their mother knew it was Ryan Samuels under that mask and Duke’s just playing us for fools with these technicalities. It’s a worse call than icing. Such B.S.
Roy Vezina: Well this whole thing is bothering me. I can’t stand the fact that Ryan Samuels, that big dumb oaf, got one over on us. We’re the Punch Line, eh? No one gets anything over on us!
Rick Hull: Cap, we will deal with him later, eh? First off, we need to be ready for this mystery team we are facing next. Any ideas on who it is?
Harv Norris: Fill dee ink jar with sticky glue. We now have a new base for shipping. Next sunday is dee twelfth of dee month. Dee duke left dee park in a silver coach.
Roy Vezina: No Harv, Hammerstein isn’t even around anymore. I bet it’s going to be some trickery from Womack. That guy is out to get me, I feel it.
Rick Hull: I don’t think it’s that personal, Roy. He’s just throwing his authority around a bit but nothing crazy.
Roy Vezina: Who’s side are you on, Hully? Listen, I’m the captain of this team and if I say that Duke Womack is out to get the Punch Line, well then, Duke Womack is out to get the Punch Line, eh?!
Rick Hull: Okay, okay. Sorry, Cap.
Roy Vezina: Boys, we need to all be on the same page, eh. The Punch Line is unstoppable when we are all working together and as long as you guys follow my lead, we are gonna be tag team champions for a long, long time. Gordie on three!
The three men form a circle and put their hands into a pile.
Punch Line: 1… 2… 3! GORDIE!
Roy Vezina: (slamming the puck into the goal) Ha! Another point for Mr. Canada!
Rick Hull: Mighty impressive, Cap. You are unstoppable tonight!
Roy Vezina: I needed to let off some steam. All this nonsense with Ry and that jerk Duke has been affecting my shot.
Harv Norris: Dee green light in dee brown box flickered. Dee bombs left most of dee town in ruins.
Rick Hull: Harv’s right, we all know that this is complete bull crap. Everyone and their mother knew it was Ryan Samuels under that mask and Duke’s just playing us for fools with these technicalities. It’s a worse call than icing. Such B.S.
Roy Vezina: Well this whole thing is bothering me. I can’t stand the fact that Ryan Samuels, that big dumb oaf, got one over on us. We’re the Punch Line, eh? No one gets anything over on us!
Rick Hull: Cap, we will deal with him later, eh? First off, we need to be ready for this mystery team we are facing next. Any ideas on who it is?
Harv Norris: Fill dee ink jar with sticky glue. We now have a new base for shipping. Next sunday is dee twelfth of dee month. Dee duke left dee park in a silver coach.
Roy Vezina: No Harv, Hammerstein isn’t even around anymore. I bet it’s going to be some trickery from Womack. That guy is out to get me, I feel it.
Rick Hull: I don’t think it’s that personal, Roy. He’s just throwing his authority around a bit but nothing crazy.
Roy Vezina: Who’s side are you on, Hully? Listen, I’m the captain of this team and if I say that Duke Womack is out to get the Punch Line, well then, Duke Womack is out to get the Punch Line, eh?!
Rick Hull: Okay, okay. Sorry, Cap.
Roy Vezina: Boys, we need to all be on the same page, eh. The Punch Line is unstoppable when we are all working together and as long as you guys follow my lead, we are gonna be tag team champions for a long, long time. Gordie on three!
The three men form a circle and put their hands into a pile.
Punch Line: 1… 2… 3! GORDIE!