Post by Office on Feb 19, 2024 20:00:39 GMT
The 2/5 event - "ALL OVER THE ROAD" - saw the Punch Line escape from a certain death as the Canadian trio took down the mighty El Cerdo Mostaza and made short work of his mystery partner, Pierre the Masked Canuck - the very man who trained all three of the Punch Line no less. "Roy Vezina weaseled his way out of this match!" exclaimed Pollo Road's matchmaker Duke Womack, referring to Vezina announcing before the bout that the Punch Line would be taking a page out of Los Pollos' Playbook and swapping participants - Vezina sat out while Rick Hull took his place alongside Harv Norris. "That coward disrupted the match twice before the bell even rang! We have tried to find that damned water bottle to figure out what's in it and had the perfect chance to grab it, but we were more concerned with Mostaza and what was happening to him. Fortunately the doctors say the big man is going to be fine, but my oh my is he angry. He's chomping at the bit... and he wants Roy Vezina!" Womack went on to say that Vezina absolutely refuses to compete against Mostaza... but Womack has offered Vezina a unique proposal. "Call your shot!"