Post by SANGRE on Jan 29, 2024 23:19:53 GMT
Meet CHAD GOMEZ, the colorful host of the video podcast “IN THE ZONE WITH GOMEZ" where he covers various sports news is quick snippets.
CHAD GOMEZ
…based on how he exited the game it’s totally unclear if the all-star wide-receiver will return for the remainder of the season, and we at In the Zone hope the best for the guy.
The former graphic occupying the top left corner is replaced with a high-definition image of MEZA holding up the PMLL Cruiserweight belt with his reddish 1000-yard stare. GOMEZ turns his attention to the main camera, and speaks to us:
CHAD GOMEZ
My next two guests are top competitors of Pollo Road, the small wrestling company funded by the Pollo family arguably more widely known for the Pollo Bucket franchise. In fact, let’s bring out one of the guests early since he is a Pollo – bros – let’s give a warm welcome to:
El Sangre de Pollo appears in a rectangle on the top right portion of the screen.
CHAD GOMEZ
El Sangre de Pollo!
Gomez and his crew applaud Sangre empthatically, but the hot-headed Pollo offers only a cold stare in response.
CHAD GOMEZ
Welcome to the show, bud. First things first – are you okay speaking in English?
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
Yes, I try.
CHAD GOMEZ
That’s all we can ask for, right fellas? Now Sangre, you were chosen to be a Pollo at a really early age, right?
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
I was little boy. I [gestures snatching] steal Pollo Rojo’s ehhh… elbow pad. I support me familia through ehh… steal. Pollo ehhh lucha atuendo [attire] in Mexico [Sangre rubs two fingers together] very expensive. Like finding ehhh… treasure. I sell at market, but I sell to policia. Policia paid by Pollo family. Pollo family give training instead of ehh... jail. Jail in Mexico es no good.
CHAD GOMEZ
Woooow. So they coulda made you do jail-time for that. Woah. What is the Pollo training like?
El Sangre shrugs nonchalantly.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
Es no hard. Ehhhh… talent, yes? You can no be Pollo without talent. But [taps his head] Pollo training es about mind. Be Pollo. Be lucha. Not as easy.
CHAD GOMEZ
That makes total sense, bro. All you Pollos are really high quality workers, so I could see how it would come down to mentality. So sick. Speaking of other Pollos, what’s your relationship with Ultimo nowadays?
Sangre rolls his eyes.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
No relationship. Ultimo es no Pollo. Uhhh… [BLEEP] him. Prefiero comer rocas que ser su amigo. [I'd rather eat rocks than be his friend.]
CHAD GOMEZ
Changing gears - what do you think of current champion, and imminent guest - MEZA?
Sangre just laughs.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
Alejandro Meza [still laughing]...is no man. Child with too much feelings. He champion because February 5th no happen yet.
CHAD GOMEZ
Well let’s bring in Sangre’s opponent on February 5th, MEZA!
A second rectangle occupied by MEZA joins the show.
MEZA
Thanks for hav–
Like a dog barking through a window at his ire, Sangre interrupts the show with a burst of anger.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
¡Voy a arrancarte el corazón y escupir en el agujero del que salió! Prometo–
[I'm going to rip out your heart and spit down the hole it came from! I promise–]
MEZA chirps back with only a fraction of the hostility.
CHAD GOMEZ
Lads! Lads! Let’s take it down a notch, come on. Welcome to the show MEZA. What has been your experience so far as a champion?
MEZA’s eyes have still not fully healed as a result of Kalidah’s stinging mist. Under and around his eyes are tiny red freckles where blood vessels imploded underneath his tan skin.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
–¡Acéptalo todo mientras puedas, [beep]!
[Take it all in while you can, [beep!]
Sangre’s audio is temporarily muted.
MEZA
There are highs and lows. In a way, I’m validated that my dreams are coming true, but I never weighed the costs. Sangre is just a small sample of a large group who want my head, and this championship. I’m ready for the challenge, but you begin to question your reality. Who are my friends, right? I have Lynx. Newton and Pulver to some degree. I’m constantly wondering who I can trust, and who I can be around.
CHAD GOMEZ
Sounds like that belt carries a target along with it. Do you think Sangre, hypothetically he wins, could handle the same type of pressure?
MEZA
Sangre, in particular, doesn’t concern me. I’ve come up with a ton of guys like Sangre–
Sangre is inaudibly blowing up on mute again.
MEZA
–they’re embittered because their talent only takes ‘em so far before they have to start compensating with untethered, unsolicited anger. In Sangre’s case, I don’t think he’d be anywhere near the level of Ultimo if it weren’t for the Pollo name.
CHAD GOMEZ
Alright, Sangre, we are gonna let our finger off the mute button - give us your rebuttal.
Sangre is keeping it together and each word is forced through his grinding teeth.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
Fighter like you is many. You play good boy, do good, say good. Nothing special. You latino Matt Pulver, puta. I es forever, Sangre will be the first real Pollo PMLL champion on February 5th. I finish Kalidah’s job, yes? Retire you young while Sangre go on to be treasure of Mexico. Adios… champ.
The right square goes blank, indicating El Sangre de Pollo disconnected.
CHAD GOMEZ
Sangre? You there, pal?... Well MEZA… I think your opponent for February 5th up there in Oshawa, Ontario just dipped out on us. Thanks for stopping by my friend and good luck out there!
MEZA
I appreciate the invite, Chad. Take care.
MEZA disconnected.
CHAD GOMEZ
…based on how he exited the game it’s totally unclear if the all-star wide-receiver will return for the remainder of the season, and we at In the Zone hope the best for the guy.
The former graphic occupying the top left corner is replaced with a high-definition image of MEZA holding up the PMLL Cruiserweight belt with his reddish 1000-yard stare. GOMEZ turns his attention to the main camera, and speaks to us:
CHAD GOMEZ
My next two guests are top competitors of Pollo Road, the small wrestling company funded by the Pollo family arguably more widely known for the Pollo Bucket franchise. In fact, let’s bring out one of the guests early since he is a Pollo – bros – let’s give a warm welcome to:
El Sangre de Pollo appears in a rectangle on the top right portion of the screen.
CHAD GOMEZ
El Sangre de Pollo!
Gomez and his crew applaud Sangre empthatically, but the hot-headed Pollo offers only a cold stare in response.
CHAD GOMEZ
Welcome to the show, bud. First things first – are you okay speaking in English?
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
Yes, I try.
CHAD GOMEZ
That’s all we can ask for, right fellas? Now Sangre, you were chosen to be a Pollo at a really early age, right?
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
I was little boy. I [gestures snatching] steal Pollo Rojo’s ehhh… elbow pad. I support me familia through ehh… steal. Pollo ehhh lucha atuendo [attire] in Mexico [Sangre rubs two fingers together] very expensive. Like finding ehhh… treasure. I sell at market, but I sell to policia. Policia paid by Pollo family. Pollo family give training instead of ehh... jail. Jail in Mexico es no good.
CHAD GOMEZ
Woooow. So they coulda made you do jail-time for that. Woah. What is the Pollo training like?
El Sangre shrugs nonchalantly.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
Es no hard. Ehhhh… talent, yes? You can no be Pollo without talent. But [taps his head] Pollo training es about mind. Be Pollo. Be lucha. Not as easy.
CHAD GOMEZ
That makes total sense, bro. All you Pollos are really high quality workers, so I could see how it would come down to mentality. So sick. Speaking of other Pollos, what’s your relationship with Ultimo nowadays?
Sangre rolls his eyes.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
No relationship. Ultimo es no Pollo. Uhhh… [BLEEP] him. Prefiero comer rocas que ser su amigo. [I'd rather eat rocks than be his friend.]
CHAD GOMEZ
Changing gears - what do you think of current champion, and imminent guest - MEZA?
Sangre just laughs.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
Alejandro Meza [still laughing]...is no man. Child with too much feelings. He champion because February 5th no happen yet.
CHAD GOMEZ
Well let’s bring in Sangre’s opponent on February 5th, MEZA!
A second rectangle occupied by MEZA joins the show.
MEZA
Thanks for hav–
Like a dog barking through a window at his ire, Sangre interrupts the show with a burst of anger.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
¡Voy a arrancarte el corazón y escupir en el agujero del que salió! Prometo–
[I'm going to rip out your heart and spit down the hole it came from! I promise–]
MEZA chirps back with only a fraction of the hostility.
CHAD GOMEZ
Lads! Lads! Let’s take it down a notch, come on. Welcome to the show MEZA. What has been your experience so far as a champion?
MEZA’s eyes have still not fully healed as a result of Kalidah’s stinging mist. Under and around his eyes are tiny red freckles where blood vessels imploded underneath his tan skin.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
–¡Acéptalo todo mientras puedas, [beep]!
[Take it all in while you can, [beep!]
Sangre’s audio is temporarily muted.
MEZA
There are highs and lows. In a way, I’m validated that my dreams are coming true, but I never weighed the costs. Sangre is just a small sample of a large group who want my head, and this championship. I’m ready for the challenge, but you begin to question your reality. Who are my friends, right? I have Lynx. Newton and Pulver to some degree. I’m constantly wondering who I can trust, and who I can be around.
CHAD GOMEZ
Sounds like that belt carries a target along with it. Do you think Sangre, hypothetically he wins, could handle the same type of pressure?
MEZA
Sangre, in particular, doesn’t concern me. I’ve come up with a ton of guys like Sangre–
Sangre is inaudibly blowing up on mute again.
MEZA
–they’re embittered because their talent only takes ‘em so far before they have to start compensating with untethered, unsolicited anger. In Sangre’s case, I don’t think he’d be anywhere near the level of Ultimo if it weren’t for the Pollo name.
CHAD GOMEZ
Alright, Sangre, we are gonna let our finger off the mute button - give us your rebuttal.
Sangre is keeping it together and each word is forced through his grinding teeth.
EL SANGRE DE POLLO
Fighter like you is many. You play good boy, do good, say good. Nothing special. You latino Matt Pulver, puta. I es forever, Sangre will be the first real Pollo PMLL champion on February 5th. I finish Kalidah’s job, yes? Retire you young while Sangre go on to be treasure of Mexico. Adios… champ.
The right square goes blank, indicating El Sangre de Pollo disconnected.
CHAD GOMEZ
Sangre? You there, pal?... Well MEZA… I think your opponent for February 5th up there in Oshawa, Ontario just dipped out on us. Thanks for stopping by my friend and good luck out there!
MEZA
I appreciate the invite, Chad. Take care.
MEZA disconnected.