Post by Office on May 15, 2023 0:02:46 GMT
MASON MARVELLE
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the singing of the national anthem...
The Erie, Pennsylvania crowd all rise in unison. Select camera shots show several members of the crowd removing their ball caps, placing them over their heart as the track begins to play...
"O CANADA!
TERRE DE NOS AIEUX
TON FRONT ES--"
BOOOOOOOO!
BRIAN SHELZI
Damn, the audacity of an audience in 2023 to boo another country's national anthem!
Pierre the Masked Canuck emerges from the back and continues singing as he waves his miniature Canadian flag, making his way down to ringside. The crowd's boos erupt into cheers as Pierre climbs into the ring, just as the venue descends into darkness.
"ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY...
MUHAHAHA~!"
The lights turn on and Kalidah stands behind Pierre, who turns around and nearly leaps out of his skin! Pierre drops to the mat and rolls out as Kalidah stands menacingly inside the ring. Pierre demands he be allowed to finish the song for good luck, but Lotte - Kalidah's wife and manager, snatches the microphone from him.
LOTTE
Pierre, Pierre, mon ami. You aren’t in Canada anymore. Right here, right now, you’re in Kalidah’s house!
The crowd roars in approval.
The crowd roars in approval.
LOTTE
Welcome to the Hotel California!
Welcome to the Hotel California!
She does a dance-like dash toward Pierre, who decides in the ring is a better place for him. The bell sounds as Kalidah stands stoically in the middle of the ring, Pierre circles around - keeping an eye on Lotte on the outside also. He does a full circle around Kalidah, who hasn't even flinched. Pierre smirks and shouts "EH!" before leaping into a forearm smash across the back, Kalidah doesn't budge. Pierre chuckles to himself and walks around to the front side and winds up, comically, windmilling the arm...
BLOCKED!
The crowd pops for a blocked strike, Pierre brings his arm down and pleads... begging for mercy as Kalidah steps forth and backs him toward the corner.
BRIAN SHELZI
The ol' boy has done it now!
Kalidah raises both arms above his head and axe handles down...
MISSES!
Pierre scurries out of dodge and hits the ropes. He bounces off and ducks Kalidah's strike, grabbing the arms and trying for a backslide! Kalidah drops to his knees and hoists Pierre up onto his shoulders in a Canadian backbreaker position... SWINGS HIM OUT!
SAM HEWITT
Oof! Big knee!
The knee connects and Pierre falls to the mat in a heap. Kalidah callously walks over and puts his glove hand on Pierre's chest for the academic, 1-2-3! Lotte raises her arms and rears her head back, laughing as Kalidah stares at her.
SAM HEWITT
Husband and wife, very satisfied with their victory here this eveni-
BRIAN SHELZI
Oh, this kid's got guts, Sambo...
"Dare" Devlin Masters bursts under the bottom rope with a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire in hand. Lotte shouts a warning, but whether it's to Kalidah or Masters is unclear... nonetheless, Masters drills the chair across the back of Kalidah and the Dark Stalker stands up, his back tenses but he fights through whatever pain Masters might have inflicted. Masters backs up, a little put off by this turn of events but takes the chair and drills it over Kalidah's head and mask! Kalidah falls to a knee, but stands back up and starts moving toward Masters with the chair still stuck around his neck! Masters gets dragged out by his entourage, but is absolutely livid at them for doing so - saying he'd kick his ass! Kalidah stands over them, still sporting the chair as Lotte climbs on the apron and crawls across, directly underneath her husband. She smiles and waves, "bye bye!" at the Youtuber.
SAM HEWITT
Devlin Masters may have signed his death wish in blood. You can see some tears in that mask of Kalidah's, but somehow... some way, he's standing tall after having that chair smashed across his back and over his head.
BRIAN SHELZI
Kalidah's a freak, no doubt... but swinging a chair is very much a skill that is exclusive to our sport. You don't practice it in wrestling schools, Bastian Krull doesn't teach it in a dojo, it's kind of on the job training. What I'm saying is... "Dare" Devlin Masters may not have mastered the best way to neutralize someone with it given his backyard background of hitting his buddies. OR Eli's just nuts. Could be both!
SAM HEWITT
Let's take it to break, we'll back after a few words from our sponsors.
Our final spot before fade out is Masters promising to end Kalidah, Lotte can be heard laughing in the background - echoing throughout the venue.