Glum

He won't share it.

Glum

"Plundering Punchinello", "Alcoholic Anarchist", “Clown King of Drunk”

Taller than a Stepladder (6’3”) & 2 and a Half Barrels of Whiskey (230 lbs.)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

The World Famous Clown Motel

2022

2

Plaid pants or shorts, oversized clown shoes, some sort of shirt, suspenders.

Plaid pants or shorts, oversized clown shoes, some sort of shirt, suspenders, suit jacket of different colors with a squirting flower, bowler hat.

Plaid pants or shorts, oversized clown shoes, some sort of shirt, suspenders, suit jacket of different colors with a squirting flower, bowler hat.

Happiness, Sobriety. 

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

Not much is known about the clown they call Glum. He keeps everything close to his chest and hasn't really revealed too much. All that is known is that he was conceived and born at the World Famous Clown Motel and became a birthday party clown. According to online reports, he was constantly intoxicated and late to the parties. And when he did show up he would put together awful tricks and end up making a fool of himself at the parties, eating all the food, puking in the goody bags, and even banging the Mothers of the children. He was fired from many a company before going into business himself. Most of the time he is hired due to being so cheap and almost always being available.

Broke his funny bone once.

Glum is a dirty cheater. He will always pull tricks and gags, hoping to make the opponent confused. He shakes hands, but only when he's holding a joybuzzer. Glum is a nasty, digusting, horrible clown who enjoys making a joke of his opponent.

Drunken Clown Style (He calls it this. It’s sort of a combination of strong strikes mixed with comedic showmanship and of course some deathmatch bullshit. He stumbles around looking very much drunk, but still manages to put moves together and win a match.)

Size 22’s (Curb Stomp) *Main Strike Finisher
Marionette Dance (Full Nelson Into a Reverse STO with Theatrics) *Alternate Finisher

Clowncave (Running Leaping double stomp to the head of a standing opponent.)
Rockabye Baby (Cradle DDT)
Booger Sugar (Glum sprays the opponent with the flower on his lapel, a white powder shoots them in the opponent's face, temporarily blinding them leaving them open for a palm strike to the nose.)
Pop the Magic Dragon (A running balloon pop to the head. He bites it on impact. Balloons filled with confetti, glitter, or thumbtacks.) *Can end a match.

Vomit (Projectile vomit if he gets too drunk. He doesn’t do it on purpose and a lot of the time it’s only him dry heaving.)
Whoopee Cushion (Jumping Seated Senton)
What’s that? (Glum points at the ceiling and when they look up he stomps their foot. Can lead into anything after.)
Lariat/Discus Lariat (He prefers to put the spin on it, but he doesn’t do it every time.)
Clown Shuffle (3 jabs followed by a little dance and then an enziguri.)
2 For Flinching (He goes to punch them and they flinch and when they look back he pokes them in the eyes and laughs.)
Put ‘Er There, Pal (Handshake, but with a joy buzzer with the power of a taser.)
Handkerchief Choke (Glum pulls out a never ending handkerchief and chokes out the opponent.)
Rubber Chicken Shot (Usually loaded)
Oral Molotov (Glum takes a sip from his flask and flicks a lighter to spray a cloud of fire.)

Drop Toe Hold (Usually done as a reversal to a running opponent.)
Back Body Drop (Done as a reversal on a running opponent.)
Flower Power (Glum sprays them with water from the flower on his lapel.)