Post by Office on Nov 9, 2022 4:34:35 GMT
We fade in on a kitchen in a traditional suburban home. People sit gathered around a table, birthday decorations everywhere. A grown up woman gives a wrapped gift to a young boy at the end of the table.
"Happy birthday, Timmy."
Timmy opens the gift in excitement, but let's out a disappointed sigh when he sees what's inside.
"What's wrong, Timmy? I thought you wanted a Pollo Dorado action figure."
The boy looks up at his mom with a frown.
"But this is the old Pollo Dorado. I want the NEW Pollo Dorado!"
He points to the boy and let's out a big "Buc buc buh-CAAAW!!"
We pan back to Timmy, shocked look on his face, before we see the the wrestler grab his head and slam it into the table. Then we cut to a shot of Dorado grabbing the boy and slamming him down with a Northern Lights Suplex, followed by him holding the boy upside down, driving him into the kitchen sink.
We cut to a shot of the parents and the other birthday guests looking on intrigued.
"Wow, it looks so real!"
Next thing we know, the boy is lying prone on the kitchen table and Pollo Dorado comes flying through the air with a Golden Bird Splash, crushing both the boy and the table, as cake and birthday decorations go flying everywhere.
We see Pollo Dorado standing and celebrating with the party-goers cheering him on, as a text pops up on the screen. A deep raspy voice reads it out:
We cut back to the poor battered boy amongst the heap of rubble that used to be a kitchen table. He lifts his head and manages to get a few words out of his bleeding mouth;
"Two out of three falls?"
"Happy birthday, Timmy."
Timmy opens the gift in excitement, but let's out a disappointed sigh when he sees what's inside.
"What's wrong, Timmy? I thought you wanted a Pollo Dorado action figure."
The boy looks up at his mom with a frown.
"But this is the old Pollo Dorado. I want the NEW Pollo Dorado!"
Suddenly, we pan to a shot of the front door being kicked open and The New and Improved Pollo Dorado stepping through it, strong light and smoke behind him.
He points to the boy and let's out a big "Buc buc buh-CAAAW!!"
We pan back to Timmy, shocked look on his face, before we see the the wrestler grab his head and slam it into the table. Then we cut to a shot of Dorado grabbing the boy and slamming him down with a Northern Lights Suplex, followed by him holding the boy upside down, driving him into the kitchen sink.
We cut to a shot of the parents and the other birthday guests looking on intrigued.
"Wow, it looks so real!"
We then see the boy flying into a kitchen cabinet, crashing through its glass doors.
Next thing we know, the boy is lying prone on the kitchen table and Pollo Dorado comes flying through the air with a Golden Bird Splash, crushing both the boy and the table, as cake and birthday decorations go flying everywhere.
We see Pollo Dorado standing and celebrating with the party-goers cheering him on, as a text pops up on the screen. A deep raspy voice reads it out:
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY - THE NEW AND IMPROVED POLLO DORADO ACTION FIGURE WILL BE AVAILABLE IN SELECT POLLO BUCKET KID'S BUCKETS
GET YOURS TODAY
IF YOU DARE...
POLLO BUCKET
MORE CLUCK FOR YOUR BUCK!
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY - THE NEW AND IMPROVED POLLO DORADO ACTION FIGURE WILL BE AVAILABLE IN SELECT POLLO BUCKET KID'S BUCKETS
GET YOURS TODAY
IF YOU DARE...
POLLO BUCKET
MORE CLUCK FOR YOUR BUCK!
We cut back to the poor battered boy amongst the heap of rubble that used to be a kitchen table. He lifts his head and manages to get a few words out of his bleeding mouth;
"Two out of three falls?"
